Dive into the diplomatic deep end with my . It inspired my Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway Scoop Neck bamboo women's tee. It's the wearable equivalent of a group hug—eco-friendly, softer than your average peacemaker's pitch, and featuring an Elephant and a Donkey discussing the latest cat meme or their mutual existence crisis. Crafted from 70% Viscose Bamboo and 30% Organic Cotton, because even your wardrobe choices can be a part of the Green New Deal. American-made, like the democracy it's designed to save.